bobkitty: (Default)
Whew, that was close..

Since I have the pleasure of being at work tomorrow, I decided to have the Turkey Festivities today. Have been prepping the house, making lists, checking and re-checking them, getting all organized. Get up super-early this morning, continue working on lists, plan on beginning the cooking process around noon (peeps coming around 6pm). Am overall very pleased with my organization and progress.

9AM- power goes out.

AUGHHHHHH.

Call power company, am told that a repair person is already en route, and they anticipate the power being on around 11CST. Noon, for those of you unaware that I function on EST. Mr. Kitty called the power company office down the street and gave a rather convincing sob story about my rapidly cooling oven and potentially destroyed turkey. They made sympathetic noises.

Worst possible scenario, we see if the generator can support the oven. Luckily as Mr. Kitty was on his way to test this theory, the power came back on. Hopefully that's my Bad Turkey Day Luck for the year (last year I almost took half my thumb off an hour before folks were scheduled to arrive).

::crossing fingers::
bobkitty: (Work)
Sign on the way home from work:

(Insert name of school here): Where every kid does good!

I don't know where to begin with that. Granted, it's (thankfully) not in front of the school itself, but geez.
bobkitty: (Default)
Heh. Works, I guess.

How to make a bobkitty
Ingredients:

5 parts intelligence

1 part courage

3 parts instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!

Oh, yeah..

May. 30th, 2004 11:49 am
bobkitty: (dragon)
GOD
You are a God... The World is at your whim, and
there is nothing that anyone else can do about
it...


What level of divine power do you have?
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bobkitty: (Default)
Heh.

Generate your Anime Style by Jena-su
Name:
Hair:Rediculously long, usualy tied up in ribbons.
Clothes:Leather, belts, chains, bondage pants, collars, and tight shirts.
Powers:Earth magic
Special Features:Cat ears and tail
Sidekick:Small dragon.
Attitude:Evil. Just...Evil.
Weapon:Magic Staff
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bobkitty: (Default)
A very, very happy birthday to Miss Raaaaachaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr. Hope your day is full of good surprises.

Heh.

Mar. 30th, 2004 06:46 pm
bobkitty: (Default)
Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!


If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!


How grammatically sound are you?
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bobkitty: (kittypot)
And for a little levity.. who knew you could grow kitties in pots? :D
bobkitty: (Giles)
I just had the pleasure of explaining to my 62yo mother exactly what a jackrabbit was.

Oy.
bobkitty: (Giles)
I got my second-ever Nigerian Bank Scam. Go, me. Normally I'm really, really good about identifying spam and deleting it without opening. But this time around the poor first daughter of the ex military/ex president, whose father/mother including every members of our family was murdered by the unknown
REBELS during the time they attack our house by shooting and looting, tricked me. How did they do this, you ask?

By putting the following in the subject line:

Email from Teeming Millions Profiles

Sneaky, sneaky first daughter!
bobkitty: (Default)
I need to be more selective about pre-bedtime activities. Last night the between-nightmares entertainment was a Most Bizzare Dream that involved KatieNoc and I playing dress-up in medieval-princess-type clothing while waiting to audition for Fiddler on the Roof.

Of course now I can't get "Matchmaker" out of my head. ::grumble::
bobkitty: (me)
Okay, folks.. thanks for the responses. :) Y'all are so cute. I'm going to head out in a little bit to drop off my resume at the sex toy store. As soon as I figure out how one dresses for such a thing. ;)
bobkitty: (boobies!)
Hey folks, would you buy a dildo from me? :D

Apparently one of the local lingerie/piercing/tattooing/porn/toys stores is hiring. ::snerk:: I'm thisclose, I'm telling you. And think of the STORIES I could come home with!!!
bobkitty: (Angry)
One last thing, I promise.

I finally declared war on the ladybugs. I think I have been more than patient with this whole invasion thing, but enough is enough. It's warm out. There's no reason for them to be literally swarming over the foyer ceiling and deck doors. After vacuuming up over a hundred of them in preparation for my company yesterday, I walked back out into the foyer to find at least another 40 of them crawling on the doors. Plus the ones that kept appearing in the guest room. So I broke down and sprayed around the doors and around all the windows they seem most attracted to. Last night there was a *pile* of ladybugs at the doors.. today it's a slightly smaller pile, but still enough to be quite gratifying.

Devyn: One; Ladybugs: Zero.
bobkitty: (dragon)
::snerk:: Or you could be both, I s'pose.

If you only knew the power of the dark side.
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
"You do not know the power of the Dark
Side." There are two possibilities: you
are a Star Wars geek, or you are unreasoningly
scary.


Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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bobkitty: (Legolas2)
All right.. I'm officially losing my mind.

The commercials for the latest Tim Burton movie have as their soundtrack a Yes song (it may be a Jon Anderson song, but it's definitely one of the two). I can hum the entire song, even pull snippets of the lyrics out of the darker recesses of my brain, but I can't remember the name of the song.

Help???
bobkitty: (Giles)
There is the very strong odor of wet dog here in the house. 2/3 of the KittyPups are going to the vet today for their yearlies (which are sliiiiiightly overdue), and got baths to celebrate the occasion. Only Loki escaped (mostly 'cause I can't handle all three, who collectively weigh in at 205 pounds) although he probably needed the bath the most.

Should be an interesting time of it.. last time we did this, Ellis almost nipped the vet tech. I told her it was because she didn't properly introduce herself before she shoved a thermometer up his butt.
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