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Note to self...
Aug. 30th, 2002 06:34 pmIf I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, dammit.
Do not, EVER, no matter how hungry you are, no matter how good that fruit in the 'fridge looks, DON'T EAT JUST BEFORE BED.
We've had this discussion. Really. And I hope the hell you lived through last night served to cement the point into your brain. Eating before bed gives you nightmares. Worse than the nightmares you have when you haven't been eating before bed. Hopefully last night was the final straw.
'Cause you know, no matter how talented you think he is, no matter how you just know that those hands would feel positively heavenly, no matter what rational your tiny little brain can come up with...
When it comes down to it, those kiwis just weren't worth an entire evening of dreaming about ravishing, passionate, hot, never-ending sex with Lindsay Buckingham.
::shudder::
Do not, EVER, no matter how hungry you are, no matter how good that fruit in the 'fridge looks, DON'T EAT JUST BEFORE BED.
We've had this discussion. Really. And I hope the hell you lived through last night served to cement the point into your brain. Eating before bed gives you nightmares. Worse than the nightmares you have when you haven't been eating before bed. Hopefully last night was the final straw.
'Cause you know, no matter how talented you think he is, no matter how you just know that those hands would feel positively heavenly, no matter what rational your tiny little brain can come up with...
When it comes down to it, those kiwis just weren't worth an entire evening of dreaming about ravishing, passionate, hot, never-ending sex with Lindsay Buckingham.
::shudder::
