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Sum up your opinion or impression of me in one word, leave it as a comment in this posting, and then post this sentence in your own journal, if you haven't already.

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1. Make yourself an omlette/omelette/omelet.
We'll start with two eggs, not three. The uninitiated will tell you to add milk for density. This is a *mistake*.

Oh, fine. No one has a sense of humor any more. But can you identify the movie?

Mushrooms, green peppers, tomatos, extra cheese, ham.

2. Make yourself a sandwich.
Roast beef, provalone cheese, lettuce, just a smidge of ketchup, on a nice fresh roll.

3. Make yourself a salad.
As long as it has feta on it, I'm good.

4. Make yourself a sundae.
This used to really gross my friends out for some reason. Has to be in the following order: one scoop of black raspberry ice cream, one scoop of mint chocolate chip, strawberry topping, gummi bears, whipped cream, black jimmies (none of that colored crap), walnuts, cherry.

5. Make yourself a drink.
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz Apple schnapps
1 oz Peach schnapps
1 oz Southern Comfort
2 1/2 oz Orange juice
2 1/2 oz 7-Up
tblsp Grenadine syrup

Aternately, you can mix as follows:
1 dose of Peach Liqueur
1 dose of Strawberry Liqueur
1 dose of Melon Liqueur
1 dose of Triple Sec
1 dose of Vodka
1 dose of Orange Juice
A dash of Cranberry Juice

Who knows what that makes?