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Nov. 30th, 2003 09:07 amDear Mr. Hermes,
I appreciate the fact that you keep the immediate area of The Palacial Estate free of rodentia. Truly, I do. The Fight To The Death between you and the rat was a sight to behold. I even understand that little incident several weeks back when you left the head of a mouse in Cerebus' bed.
But please, for the love of all that's holy, if you feel the need to forcefully expel the partially digested remains of your last capture, PLEASE DO SO OUTSIDE. Or in the litterbox. Because being woken up early this morning to 'deal with' said stomach contents was the second most unpleasant thing I've had to do in your name (yes, I know the other one technically doesn't count because you didn't do it).
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
I appreciate the fact that you keep the immediate area of The Palacial Estate free of rodentia. Truly, I do. The Fight To The Death between you and the rat was a sight to behold. I even understand that little incident several weeks back when you left the head of a mouse in Cerebus' bed.
But please, for the love of all that's holy, if you feel the need to forcefully expel the partially digested remains of your last capture, PLEASE DO SO OUTSIDE. Or in the litterbox. Because being woken up early this morning to 'deal with' said stomach contents was the second most unpleasant thing I've had to do in your name (yes, I know the other one technically doesn't count because you didn't do it).
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
