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Hey folks, would you buy a dildo from me? :D

Apparently one of the local lingerie/piercing/tattooing/porn/toys stores is hiring. ::snerk:: I'm thisclose, I'm telling you. And think of the STORIES I could come home with!!!

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Okay, folks.. thanks for the responses. :) Y'all are so cute. I'm going to head out in a little bit to drop off my resume at the sex toy store. As soon as I figure out how one dresses for such a thing. ;)