[identity profile] ex-villager15.livejournal.com 2002-04-16 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
At least you're an epi-tome. Now you can walk up to people and say:
"Hello. I am an epi-tome. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

No, wait... that didn't come out right...

[identity profile] bobkitty.livejournal.com 2002-04-16 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
I thought an epi-tome was the thing you use to kill the bad guy. So I'd walk up to people and say "Hello. I am an epi-tome. You killed the father of the guy whose hand is shoved up my ass. Prepare to die."

You're right- that just doesn't sound right.