[identity profile] bobkitty.livejournal.com 2002-04-16 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
I thought an epi-tome was the thing you use to kill the bad guy. So I'd walk up to people and say "Hello. I am an epi-tome. You killed the father of the guy whose hand is shoved up my ass. Prepare to die."

You're right- that just doesn't sound right.