Two things..
Jun. 21st, 2002 06:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bobkittyOne, I forgot to mention earlier that I hate watching movies with Mr. Kitty and I. I'd rented "The Others" and settled down to watch it with Mr. Kitty last night. About halfway through, we paused for a drink break. Before re-starting the movie, we guessed at what was going on.
Mr. Kitty was close. I got it spot-on. ::sigh:: I guessed the ending of "The Sixth Sense" as well, about half an hour into it. I wish I could still be surprised by things.
Two, (TMI ALERT!!! WOOOOP WOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOP!!!) I apparently have had a raging bladder infection for almost two months. Went to the university infirmary today, and did the pee test. The nurse practitioner who's been taking care of me for going on six years now came in and started asking me which of the following meds I'd like. I chose, and said "So, you're thinking UTI? I wasn't sure, since it wasn't hurting or anything.." She looked at me like I'd grown three extra heads, and rattled off the results of the test. Then she smiled and said "So, in short, you have blood and pus in your urine. It's likely a bladder infection, rather than a simple UTI. And based on these numbers, how you're managing to stand upright and move about is beyond me." I couldn't help myself... she left herself wide open on that one. Grinning, I responded "Evolution." Took my scrip, and was out the door. ;)
Kinda reminded me of the time I went to the doctor and had the following exchange with the nurse:
Nurse: "And what pain medication have you had today?"
Me: "3200mg of Motrin, a Darvocet, and a Lorcet Plus."
Nurse (looking a bit alarmed): "Since when?"
Me: "What time is it?"
Nurse: "Almost four."
Me: "Eleven-ish."
Nurse: "Last night?"
Me: "This morning."
Nurse (looking positively frantic): "And you're walking?"
Me (grinning like a Cheshire cat): "And I'm driving."
Ahhh.. Buffy time. 'Scuse me. ;)
-BK
Mr. Kitty was close. I got it spot-on. ::sigh:: I guessed the ending of "The Sixth Sense" as well, about half an hour into it. I wish I could still be surprised by things.
Two, (TMI ALERT!!! WOOOOP WOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOP!!!) I apparently have had a raging bladder infection for almost two months. Went to the university infirmary today, and did the pee test. The nurse practitioner who's been taking care of me for going on six years now came in and started asking me which of the following meds I'd like. I chose, and said "So, you're thinking UTI? I wasn't sure, since it wasn't hurting or anything.." She looked at me like I'd grown three extra heads, and rattled off the results of the test. Then she smiled and said "So, in short, you have blood and pus in your urine. It's likely a bladder infection, rather than a simple UTI. And based on these numbers, how you're managing to stand upright and move about is beyond me." I couldn't help myself... she left herself wide open on that one. Grinning, I responded "Evolution." Took my scrip, and was out the door. ;)
Kinda reminded me of the time I went to the doctor and had the following exchange with the nurse:
Nurse: "And what pain medication have you had today?"
Me: "3200mg of Motrin, a Darvocet, and a Lorcet Plus."
Nurse (looking a bit alarmed): "Since when?"
Me: "What time is it?"
Nurse: "Almost four."
Me: "Eleven-ish."
Nurse: "Last night?"
Me: "This morning."
Nurse (looking positively frantic): "And you're walking?"
Me (grinning like a Cheshire cat): "And I'm driving."
Ahhh.. Buffy time. 'Scuse me. ;)
-BK
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Date: 2002-06-21 03:28 pm (UTC)