Okay, had to try this...

There's the heartwarming:

Devyn is the first child this year to receive aid from the nonprofit group HeartGift, formed in 2000 by Cardiothoracic and Vascular Surgeons in Austin...

Devyn is the first Columbus girl to benefit from Chances for Children, a US charity
established in 1994 in New York City by the former Sarah Ferguson...

Devyn was placed on the organ waiting list at age 2 ½ and received a transplant at age 4 ½... (so we're a sickly sort..)

Devyn is not alone, neither in her sorrow nor her means of expressing it...


The everyday:

Devyn is a strawberry-blonde with bright blue eyes... (close. not quite.)

Devyn delivers soul stirring R&B with a butter smooth approach. Standing six feet tall with a big tenor voice to match, Devyn is making significant noise on the Chicago music scene... (don't I freakin' wish)

Devyn is a teacher and earned a master's degree in teaching from George Fox University in May...

Devyn is wearing a Mattel CPK dress and frilly panties... (checking.. uhhh, nope.)

Devyn is now a beautiful, energetic child...

Devyn is funny, witty, and stronger that she lets herself realize... (if you insist..)

Devyn is VERY muscular and is a fitness/health FREAK...

Devyn is a first-team all-conference outfielder who batted .330 with nine home runs and 33 RBIs as a sophomore...

Devyn is one of the priests of Kasimi...


( And the freakin' bizarre: )