Uhhh... well, I suppose I could get a llama. But I really don't know what I'd do with it. And don't they shed? Like, A LOT? Say, enough to make several sweaters? Nah. No llama. I've got dogs for that.
And if by "unicorn" you mean that horribly manipulated goat that Ringling Bros. was trying to pass off a few years ago.. well, yeah, I could have one of them as well. But, even though the actual procedure by which you make them into unicorns doesn't hurt them, it looks silly as hell. And male goats urinate on their beards during mating season. Ugh. I don't want to give Mr. Kitty any ideas. No unicorn either.
In fact, Ser-sweetie got it in one. I can have a bobcat! A teeny baby bobcat (well, it'd start out that way, anyway). Heh heh heh. Can you see this now? We're already getting those 'y'all ain't from 'round here' looks from the neighbors, just based on the house. I'd LOVE to see their reaction when I take kitty-kat out for a walk. "Hey, Billy-Joe-Bob.. what's that?" "What?" "That on the harness, that them-there furnors are walkin'." "I do b'lieve it's a bobcat. Get me mah gun." ::snicker::
Sometimes being crazy is such a fun thing. ::giggle::
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And if by "unicorn" you mean that horribly manipulated goat that Ringling Bros. was trying to pass off a few years ago.. well, yeah, I could have one of them as well. But, even though the actual procedure by which you make them into unicorns doesn't hurt them, it looks silly as hell. And male goats urinate on their beards during mating season. Ugh. I don't want to give Mr. Kitty any ideas. No unicorn either.
In fact, Ser-sweetie got it in one. I can have a bobcat! A teeny baby bobcat (well, it'd start out that way, anyway). Heh heh heh. Can you see this now? We're already getting those 'y'all ain't from 'round here' looks from the neighbors, just based on the house. I'd LOVE to see their reaction when I take kitty-kat out for a walk. "Hey, Billy-Joe-Bob.. what's that?" "What?" "That on the harness, that them-there furnors are walkin'." "I do b'lieve it's a bobcat. Get me mah gun." ::snicker::
Sometimes being crazy is such a fun thing. ::giggle::